Ah I’m sorry you’ve had such bad experiences with food. There are so many great foods! You probably wouldn’t like my cooking then since I cook all kinds of foods. I do like spicy stuff so . No Szechuan or Hunan or Mexican foods for you. I even spic up Cantonese dishes - which ar normally not spicy.
I LOVE the chewiness of black fungus in stir fry and Hot and Sour soup. hmmm I should make some tonight…