I’ve seen it already on this thread, but the Spanish word for poop is the same in Armenian.
In Armenian, in order to say hurry up, I would say, Շուտ արա, shoot ara, but the hurry part sounds like shoot in English, but with an accent.
Oh, I have one. The Welsh word for carrot is moron, but in English it means a stupid person.
This one isn’t weird, but the similarity is a bit unexpected. In Mandarin, the word for sleepy is kun, 困, and in Armenian, the way to say I am sleepy is kunes tanum eh (Քունըս տանում է). To sleep is kuհnel (քնեւ).