Your laugh for the day

Yes, I hope they do more of these, cause it’s really funny and interesting to watch :smile:. Happy you liked it!

When they said “yiqi” and the cello player went “ichi (ni, san)?” I lost it :rofl:

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I’ve just spent about a half-hour watching a Hunan Infomercial tv show with Cheng Yi as a guest. It was really an hour long but I fast forwarded past the mc. :laughing: He’s just window dressing for whatever stuff they are selling. The women in the audience are fangirling all over the place. :laughing: The mc hardly lets Cheng Yi get a word in. It was fun to watch even though I only understood a few words.

The things people do to make a living. :sunglasses:

He reads the fan mail coming in to the show and answers some of them but they are mostly along the lines of 'We love you Cheng Yi!" He also gets to do a countdown 3, 2, 1 all the time.

Gads! I want to gag that mc. He tells Cheng Yi to talk, then he interrupts him!

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well looks like I have a lot of catching up to do!!

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:rofl::sob::joy::rofl::rofl:
What is A.A.A.D.D. ? It is
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I’m going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table,
and see that there is only one cheque left.

My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I’d been drinking.

I’m going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the Coke aside
so that I don’t accidentally knock it over.

The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye–they need water.

I put the Coke on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I’ve been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I’ll be looking for the remote,
but I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I’ll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

the car isn’t washed

the bills aren’t paid

there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter

the flowers don’t have enough water,

there is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,

I can’t find the remote,

I can’t find my glasses,

and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I’m really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it, but first I’ll check my e-mail…

Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don’t remember whether I’ve sent it to you before…

Don’t laugh – if this isn’t you yet, your days are coming!!

:blush:

Source : Author unknown
Got it as a forward 10 times over from another forgetful friend !! :joy::rofl::sweat_smile:

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:flushed::flushed: Like someone was watching me :face_with_monocle:

It’s sooo cool, and fun :joy::joy::joy::joy:
thanks for that @leerla73 :joy::joy:

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You Are Invited!! Click, and come on over! :blush::upside_down_face::blush:

To give you more of an idea of what it’s all about, click this post!

Viki Fans

ah LOVE IT! SO true!

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well this is a start, hope y’all enjoy

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ok enough for now!!

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With loud LOL :joy::rofl:

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Oh THANK YOU for this one! I will use it… in about 25 minutes or so… and then again in 1.4 hours and again in about 3.6 hours and again… :laughing:

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This is what happens when I decide to multitask while being on Discussions :face_with_hand_over_mouth::laughing::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::rofl: can you relate?
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Well. I have seen worse messes. :laughing: :rofl:

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True :rofl: just finished cleaning :sponge::lotion_bottle: this one up :laughing::smile:

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hahahahahahahahahahah, yep I do relate!!:rofl::rofl::heart_eyes:

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I’m not alone! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: :joy: :rofl:

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ok y’all, my laugh for the day. and laughing at me. I got up this morning, shoulder hurting like anything. I guess I over did stuff yesterday, anyway, weather forecaster, rain on the way. and I admit teasing granny with her pain in the knees, and rain on the way. heating pad on said spot, shoulder not knees. so lessons learned…

I only have one

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I couldn’t pass this one by

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@frustratedwriter,
Thanks for the laughs, but do not repeat yesterday’s overdoing today.

Heal your shoulder first, take good care.
:hibiscus: Leerla73 :hibiscus:

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thank you leerla73, I will take it easy today

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They should post that in the tp aisle and at the cash register so all those hoarders could maybe like get the message. :rofl::rofl:

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