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Me: Patiently waiting for the next episode of an ongoing kdrama.
#1 [#AlchemyOfSoulsEp16
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I recently had a sick cat who required medication, so I relate to this so much.
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Hercules
In the buff!
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dramatic situation…
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Having been raised in Virginia with relatives and friends in North Carolina, it’s almost not funny . . .
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This is so perfect for Trekkies, and I am one from way back!
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They are looking for you, 
they circled back, realizing you stayed back on earth, after that last vacation trip.
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As someone who hates swearing in TV and film even if it reflects reality and who used to swear like an Irish navy (until the missus “conditioned” 
me to stop with electro shock therapy after our first born) it flew a bit close to the wind even for me even though it was self censuring and you would have to know naughty words and western media context to understand the joke.
I thought it was really clever in the way it delivered two punchline in one go in the sketch.
Still, I’m going to clean up to uphold my Victorian standards (for Queen and Country! 
) and not because the missus might bring out the King George speech therapy SWR501 ™ taser again. 
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If he’s obsessed with toes, then he’s mad upset to find a big toe talking to him!
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A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s
car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly
neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "Wow,
just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet and be friends and live together in
peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be
a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here’s another
miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of
wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine
and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle
to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half
the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman
takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”
Men will never learn.
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