Your laugh for the day

[weavingadream]

Just came from the thread:

Answer with song title! [game]

I will post a question and you answer it with a song title (-: simple! and under your answer you post another question for someone else to answer. the process will repeat for the entire game haha. (it’s more fun if you try to make the questions follow up with the suggested context of the answer/song title!) Example: A: “What are you feeling?” B: “Good vibrations - marky mark” Ready? ㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡ What time is it?

And, the humor cell ( ) of my mind’s village kept on reminding me of some jokes answered with song titles:
So, here the creativity of my mind is presented:

Question: What did the fly say when he stepped in the jam?
Answer: “Stuck in the Middle With You” by Stealers Wheel

Stuck in the Middle with you - Stealers Wheel

Question: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?
Answer: “Stairway to Heaven” by Led Zeppelin

Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven (Official Audio)

Question: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
Answer: “I will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor

Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive

Sorry for my bad humor. It is just that… A little bit humor… My “Humor Cell” is still under-maintenance.