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A young man asks his girlfriend:
- Have I ever said that you are beautiful?
- No, why?
- Because I hate lies.
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Just a Bit of Jokes
Question: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Answer: Because they make up everything.
Question: Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Question: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Answer: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”
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Turn on the subs
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Just came from the thread:
And, the humor cell (
) of my mind’s village kept on reminding me of some jokes answered with song titles:
So, here the creativity of my mind is presented:
Question: What did the fly say when he stepped in the jam?
Answer: “Stuck in the Middle With You” by Stealers Wheel
Question: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?
Answer: “Stairway to Heaven” by Led Zeppelin
Question: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
Answer: “I will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor
Sorry for my bad humor. It is just that… A little bit humor… My “Humor Cell” is still under-maintenance.
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Two friends chat in a bar:
- Man, today marks one month since my uncle rests in peace.
- I am so sorry. I didn’t know he had died.
- No, Paulo, my aunt Whom died.
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The bumper car at the end 
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Funny, cute, and funny, loved this spontaneity. 
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Johnny asks his teacher:
- Teacher, would you be upset about something I didn’t do?
- Of course not, Johnny.
- Whew, because I didn’t do my homework.
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Familiar Wife
This drama is full of laughs, it really absorbs you into the world created by this story.
After finishing his affairs with a calm face,
“human-dog battle” 
MY laugh for the day
and you know they rule now
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History will judge us harshly.
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The western, malformed concept of karma is hilarious. Now with added talking.
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