Your laugh for the day

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A young man asks his girlfriend:

  • Have I ever said that you are beautiful?
  • No, why?
  • Because I hate lies.:joy:
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Just a Bit of Jokes

Question: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Answer: Because they make up everything.

Question: Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!

Question: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Answer: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”

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Turn on the subs

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Just came from the thread:

And, the humor cell (:blush: :blush:) of my mind’s village kept on reminding me of some jokes answered with song titles:
So, here the creativity of my mind is presented:

Question: What did the fly say when he stepped in the jam?
Answer: “Stuck in the Middle With You” by Stealers Wheel

Question: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?
Answer: “Stairway to Heaven” by Led Zeppelin

Question: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
Answer: “I will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor

Sorry for my bad humor. It is just that… A little bit humor… My “Humor Cell” is still under-maintenance.

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Two friends chat in a bar:

  • Man, today marks one month since my uncle rests in peace.
  • I am so sorry. I didn’t know he had died.
  • No, Paulo, my aunt Whom died.
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:rofl::rofl: The bumper car at the end :rofl::joy::joy:

:rofl::heart::heart::heart::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::laughing::rofl:

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Funny, cute, and funny, loved this spontaneity. :laughing::smile:

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Johnny asks his teacher:

  • Teacher, would you be upset about something I didn’t do?
  • Of course not, Johnny.
  • Whew, because I didn’t do my homework.
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Familiar Wife
This drama is full of laughs, it really absorbs you into the world created by this story.

:face_with_hand_over_mouth: After finishing his affairs with a calm face,
the :laughing: :facepunch: :paw_prints: “human-dog battle” :paw_prints: :facepunch: :laughing: immediately started." :laughing: :smile: :joy: :rofl:
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MY laugh for the day

and you know they rule now
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History will judge us harshly.

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LESSONS LEARNED WILL BRING LAUGHTER INTO OUR LIFE.


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The western, malformed concept of karma is hilarious. Now with added talking.

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Breaking News… THIS JUST IN:

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