A young man asks his girlfriend:
- Have I ever said that you are beautiful?
- No, why?
- Because I hate lies.
Just a Bit of Jokes
Question: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Answer: Because they make up everything.
Question: Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Question: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Answer: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”
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Just came from the thread:
And, the humor cell ( ) of my mind’s village kept on reminding me of some jokes answered with song titles:
So, here the creativity of my mind is presented:
Question: What did the fly say when he stepped in the jam?
Answer: “Stuck in the Middle With You” by Stealers Wheel
Question: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?
Answer: “Stairway to Heaven” by Led Zeppelin
Question: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
Answer: “I will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor
Sorry for my bad humor. It is just that… A little bit humor… My “Humor Cell” is still under-maintenance.
Two friends chat in a bar:
- Man, today marks one month since my uncle rests in peace.
- I am so sorry. I didn’t know he had died.
- No, Paulo, my aunt Whom died.
Johnny asks his teacher:
- Teacher, would you be upset about something I didn’t do?
- Of course not, Johnny.
- Whew, because I didn’t do my homework.
This drama is full of laughs, it really absorbs you into the world created by this story.
MY laugh for the day
and you know they rule now
The western, malformed concept of karma is hilarious. Now with added talking.