Found some amusing subtitles that wanted to share. The first one I laughed so hard I fell off the bed.
This ML is the most gorgeous Chinese Actor I have seen in this short dramas. He’s in a life and death situation at the Hospital due to getting wet in cold rain.
Dr. Tells FL : ''He has 40 (degrees?) fever, and recent surgery (appendicitis) is (he) very weak. Be mental prepared; HE CAN BURNED TO DEATH!
Titles in dramas describing what is about.
FALLING YOU. instead of: FALLING FOR YOU.
MARRYING THE CEO BENEATH MY AGE: instead of: MARRYING THE CEO YOUNGER THAN I AM or MARRYING A CEO YOUNGER THAN ME.
IT’S OK DON’T CHEER UP! i’M ASUMING THEY MEAN: IS OK DON’T BE SAD.
THIS IS MY AND HIS STORY instead of: THIS IS OUR STORY.
ML TELLS FL: LET ME UNDRESS YOU…
FL responds: THERE YOU GO…ISNSTEAD OF: GO RIGHT AHEAD or YOU CAN DO SO (since both her hands were injured).
ML CEO was Stabbed. Dr, tells the family members.
HE HAS BEEN RESCUED. instead of: HE HAS BEEN STABILIZED.
HE’S OUT OF DANGER NOW.
verb
past tense: rescued; past participle: rescued
- save (someone) from a dangerous or distressing situation.
“firemen were called out to rescue a man trapped in the river”
THE FL TELLS THE CEO’S MOM.
I DON’T WANT HIM TO BE WITH ME OUT OF RESPONSIBILITY.
(better sentence)
I DON’T WANT HIM TO FEEL OBLIGATED TO ME.
I DON’T WANT HIM TO FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR ME.(because of the unplanned pregnancy).
FL (a lawyer) tells SFL’
IS ILLEGAL TO MAKE FALSE ACCOUNTS.
instead of:
IS ILLEGAL (IS CONSIDERED A CRIME) TO MAKE FALSE STATEMENTS (in a court of Law).
SO like always evil Mother In Law tells a crowd of people.
She’s a hen with no eggs. No movement in her stomach.
FIRST she’s not an animal she’s a human being.
THEY CAN WRITE: SHE MUST BE INFERTILE. NOT EVEN A SIGN OF PREGNANCY (for 3 years).
The EVIL MIL tells FL.
MIXIAO, you go back now!
INSTEAD OF:
MIXIAO, YOU CAN LEAVE (THE HOUSE) NOW.
MAKES LOVE WITH HER.
instead of:
MAKES LOVE TO HER.
One subtitle read as:
Crushed eye sockets. instead of: LOST BOTH EYES.
I want to be quiet instead of I want to be alone.
ML TELLS FL
I’LL SEE how you can escape my palm.
This is incomplete a palm is a ‘‘tree’’ in the warm climate countries.
COMPLETE SENTENCE:
I’LL SEE HOW YOU CAN ESCAPE FROM THE PALM OF MY HAND.
I FEEL SUBBERS WHEN USING ANY SAYINGS SHOULD GET FAMILIARIZE WITH ITS MEANING, AND THE CORRECT WAY TO BE WRITTEN IN THE SUBTITLE.
FL TELLS ML.
IF YOU WANT TO THINK LIKE THAT but is better to write: THINK WHATEVER YOU WANT (it makes more sense in that sentence).
WE ARE OVERPOPULATED instead of. WE ARE OUTNUMBERED.