Let’s get each other swooning and laughing. Come on! 
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
Are you a Transformer? 'Cause if you were, you’d be Optimus Fine
Credits to @porkypine90_261 and @misswillowinlove for the idea^^
How can you be hotter than the bottom of my laptop?
Where did you get this idea?
It started in My My Hottie Posse...Who is YOURS?, I think @misswillowinlove was the instigator.
It was actually @porkypine90_261 who suggested it in this post, but it was @misswillowinlove who used a bad pickup line first in that thread.
I am on my kindle. Its terrible to type with i can’t edit typos can’t see them. I can’t play right now
My best friend and I love making each other cringe with nerdy pickup lines because we’re both single science students
Even if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
this is like a fusion of a pickup line thread and a flirty-kdrama-boys thread now
That’s a good one!
I beg your pardon, I thought I created a very smooth line!
(Giphy)
I’ve seen it all 
We’ve now added cigar 
on the threads
I wonder if it’ll now pop up as an outdoor activity, at the Segue Cafe? @my_happy_place, what’s your policy, or 
at the cafe?
No smoking, please! It gives me a headache and I do not want any of you getting rotten lungs! I swore off going near smokers the day we studied the respiratory system in A&P class and they showed us what a smoker’s lung looks like 
This is from SEGA (Secret Garden kdrama)
Joo Woon says: Since when have you been so pretty? Last year?
Not sure if this counts as terrible 
This one’s funny!
It doesn’t matter, as long as it makes someone laugh!
I have to agree with @vivi_1485. Smoke and I are not friends. Besides, where I live, indoor smoking is not allowed anywhere, so I better abide by that. 
It was very creative and smooth, but it did inspire this thread, so it was worth mentioning. 
@misswillowinlove,
I hope I don’t incure your wrath, bu-t
Is that gain from quitting, so suddenly
Psst! Keep in mind, it’s really a cyber cafe
Gosh, that reminds me of one time, back in the dinosaur days of smokers everywhere, they had a display of smoker’s lungs and of course, some wise-crack jokers were looking at it and saying, “Oh, so that’s what they look like,” while lighting up a smoke.
I am in heart jail for 24 hours! Waaaaa!
Here are two terrible, real-life pickup lines from back in the '70s.
From a stinky Hippie. 
- “Hey baby. Free love.” While holding out his arms for a hug.
From a conceited guy, “I want you. Let’s hook up.”
He had no time for sweet talkin’. He got straight to the point.
Those two pickup lines were directed to me back in the day. YIKES! Those au natural hippies were really stinky! YUK! All I could think of was, “Yea, free disease. No thank you.” They must have never washed for a few years. They were really nauseating to me. I remember some guys took pride in the fact that their jeans could stand up by themselves. eeeeeeeeee. 
I looked at the conceited guy and told him, “I am not your meat.” and walked away. He was so surprised. I guess no one had ever rejected him before.
