Terrible Pick-Up Lines to Cheer Everybody Up (ft. Flirty Dramaland guys because why not)

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“I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?” :teddy_bear:

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What a great video! I laughed so much :rofl:

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Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

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We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

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THE GIF KILLED ME :joy::joy::joy: It’s a deadly combination… a pickup line and a flirty, handsome kdrama ML!

Let’s not compare relationships with socks, or I’m doomed. :joy: I never wear the same pair of socks— it’s always mix-and-match because I’m just incapable of finding a sock’s partner :see_no_evil:

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Hey cutie, I’d swim up to 800 meters for your love.


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:rofl: Ah… Christopher Walkin has mastered the art of the creepy lecher -

The Continental

:yum: :laughing: :scream: :astonished: :upside_down_face: :flushed: :crazy_face: :scream: :rofl:

I love his fake ‘continental accent’ that is riddled with touches of Pittsburg, PA and Yiddish. :joy: :rofl:

so naughty. :joy: :rofl:

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Buy all the same type then you won’t have to worry about matching them. :joy: :upside_down_face:

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This makes me think of Arthur from King of Queens. lol

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:rofl: My husband complained about toe memory too! (He didn’t call it that though.) He didn’t like my idea of just pulling them up higher to make them fit, So I made him pair his own socks. :laughing::rofl:

I worked 2 jobs so I didn’t have time to pair up left and right socks. He was lucky that the same type got matched. He had white socks but all different brands. So one time, I went and bought jumbo packs of the same kind and tossed all his stretched out ones away. For whatever reason,. those stretched out socks reincarnated and somehow found their way back into his sock collection. Go figure! :roll_eyes: :smirk: :laughing:

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Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
(oh my gosh that’s bad…bahahahahahaha)
But you will find his :purple_heart:


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I really don’t need to know this hahaha, it’s so bad but it makes me laugh
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Bahaahahahahahahahahah! I love that! -

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!


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hahaha yes I like Star Wars hahaha

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You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!

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I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

Amino

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Remember me? Oh, that’s right; I’ve only met you in my dreams.

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Knock knock! Who’s there? Ike.
Ike who? Ike can rock your world, baby


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