My Answers:
If you understand this, then your childhood Saturdays were well spent!!! 
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Well, in your case since I believe you are married you can add Housewife (in Retired or Working)
Since back then, I no longer was married, but also not retired yet, whenever I was applying for jobs I would write in occupation: HOMEMAKER.
Instead of retired or working they should have wrote: Occupation
HOMEMAKER (only can be used when not working and no longer married)
a person who spends their time looking after a home and doing housework rather than being employed outside the home (typically applied to a woman).
HOUSEWIFE
a woman whose main occupation is caring for her family, managing household affairs, and doing housework while her husband or partner goes out to work.
“I am not just a housewife, I am an accountant, nurse, negotiator, cook, and driver” SO TRUE! Pay us so we can become rich.
- Retired or Working…Retired
- Parents… Lost Dad/Mom 83 yrs. old
- Favorite Pie…Lemon Meringue
- Steak or seafood… Steak/ Allergic to Sea Food
- Pepsi or Coke… PEPSI 100%
- Chocolate or Vanilla. Vanilla
- How many tattoos…None
- Ever hit a deer… No, but was passenger in a car they hit a Deer (terrifying and sad experience)
- Last text from… Son
- Favorite season…Summer
- Broken Bones…Many
- Surgeries… Three (3)
- Favorite Color… White
- Mountains or beaches… Beaches
- Hunting or Fishing? FISHING
- Dogs or cats… Love Dogs/Severe Allergies to cats (but I don’t hate them).
- Early morning person… Definitely!
- Favorite Holiday… July 4th.
- Beer or wine… Wine
- Creamy/chunky Peanut Butter… Chunky
- Pancakes or waffles: Pancakes
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This one could have gone both ways since [WELL DONE] that he could actually win an argument against his wife.
WAITER: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK, SIR?
SIR: ‘‘LIKE I WON AN ARGUMENT WITH MY WIFE.’’
WAITER. THAT WILL BE; WELL DONE, SIR!
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I RULE!!
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“Youtwitface”
That cat’s tail is a work of art. 
I know that tail was so fluffy!!
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ok y’all I am back, just couldnt stand being away, 24 hours?? good grief!!!
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