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@frustratedwriter

Will somebody play, please!!! I want to see your answers!

• Retired or Working… Not working, but not of an age to be considered retired and son is too old to really call myself a stay-at-home mom anymore. I guess “voluntarily unemployed”?
• Parents… Both still alive, blessedly.
• Favorite Pie…banana cream
• Steak or seafood… If forced to choose: Seafood
• Pepsi or Coke… Pepsi
• Chocolate or Vanilla. Chocolate
• How many tattoos…0
• Ever hit a deer… Nope
• Last text from… Son
• Favorite season…Early summer
• Broken Bones… A few
• Surgeries… Several
• Favorite Color… deep sapphire blue
• Mountains or beaches… Why choose? Just go to my favorite beach at the base of the mountains. You only need 10 minutes to walk from one to the other.
• Hunting or Fishing… I used to fish with my grandma, but I haven’t done so since childhood.
• Dogs or cats… Love dogs, but I’ve always been a cat owner
• Early morning person… Not intentionally
• Favorite Holiday…Christmas
• Beer or wine… Neither
• Creamy/chunky Peanut Butter…Either
• Pancakes or waffles… I refuse to choose

I guess I it doesn’t consider my answers within a quote as an actual post, so I have to add some meaningful words.

[ninjas_with_onions]

• Retired or Working…Working
• Parents… still Earthlings
• Favorite Pie…Apple crumble swimming in custard
• Steak or seafood… Seafood (Fish or lobster only, picky)
• Pepsi or Coke… Coke
• Chocolate or Vanilla. Vanilla
• How many tattoos…None
• Ever hit a deer… No
• Last text from… Mobile provider (selling sim plan upgrade, how sad)
• Favorite season…Summer
• Broken Bones…No
• Surgeries… small one
• Favorite Color… Purple Kandy (metallic pearl custom car paint job, not my nail polish )
• Mountains or beaches… Small mountains (hills)
• Hunting or Fishing? Never tried
• Dogs or cats… Love cats. Hate dogs (childhood trauma)
• Early morning person… Night owl
• Favorite Holiday… Summer holiday
• Beer or wine… Neither
• Creamy/chunky Peanut Butter… Creamy
• Pancakes or waffles…Either works as a syrup delivery system from plate to mouth

[my_happy_place]

I love your answer for pancakes vs. waffles!

[daccrismel_71]

@frustratedwriter

• Retired or Working… Working
• Parents… Both parents are in Heaven , long, long time ago
• Favorite Pie…Meat pie
• Steak or seafood… don’t bother, both !
• Pepsi or Coke… Fruit syrup with sparkling water …
• Chocolate or Vanilla. Both
• How many tattoos…0
• Ever hit a deer… Never
• Last text from…My student
• Favorite season…Summer
• Broken Bones… Left arm
• Surgeries…Yes
• Favorite Color… white, black ,blue
• Mountains or beaches… Always the mountain, there … my left arm
• Hunting or Fishing Both-Just out of necessity
• Dogs or cats… Both: 2 dogs and 4 cats
• Early morning person… I’m an insomniac, so I don’t really know what to…
• Favorite Holiday…For me, in the last 20 years, every day has become a holiday
• Beer or wine… Sometimes, one or the other, it depends on who, where and the situation
• Creamy/chunky Peanut Butter…Both
• Pancakes or waffles…Both with lots of jam, cream and topping

This game is from the “let’s get to know each other better” .
Thank you too and I like you all,

[frustratedwriter]

[weavingadream]

My Answers:

@frustratedwriter

• Retired or Working… Working
• Parents… Both Alive, Am Fortunate
• Favorite Pie…Chocolate Pie
• Steak or seafood… Steak
• Pepsi or Coke… Pink Tea
• Chocolate or Vanilla. Chocolate
• How many tattoos…0
• Ever hit a deer… Never
• Last text from… Instructor
• Favorite season…Autumn
• Broken Bones…No
• Surgeries…Yes
• Favorite Color… Golden
• Mountains or beaches… Mountains
• Hunting or Fishing hunting, Hunting
• Dogs or cats… Dogs
• Early morning person… Yes
• Favorite Holiday…Independence Day
• Beer or wine… Neither
• Creamy/chunky Peanut Butter…Chunky Peanut Butter
• Pancakes or waffles…Waffles

[frustratedwriter]

If you understand this, then your childhood Saturdays were well spent!!! ![|16x16]

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[angelight313_941]

Well, in your case since I believe you are married you can add Housewife (in Retired or Working)

Since back then, I no longer was married, but also not retired yet, whenever I was applying for jobs I would write in occupation: HOMEMAKER.

Instead of retired or working they should have wrote: Occupation

HOMEMAKER (only can be used when not working and no longer married)
a person who spends their time looking after a home and doing housework rather than being employed outside the home (typically applied to a woman).

HOUSEWIFE
a woman whose main occupation is caring for her family, managing household affairs, and doing housework while her husband or partner goes out to work.

“I am not just a housewife, I am an accountant, nurse, negotiator, cook, and driver” SO TRUE! Pay us so we can become rich.

• Retired or Working…Retired
• Parents… Lost Dad/Mom 83 yrs. old
• Favorite Pie…Lemon Meringue
• Steak or seafood… Steak/ Allergic to Sea Food
• Pepsi or Coke… PEPSI 100%
• Chocolate or Vanilla. Vanilla
• How many tattoos…None
• Ever hit a deer… No, but was passenger in a car they hit a Deer (terrifying and sad experience)
• Last text from… Son
• Favorite season…Summer
• Broken Bones…Many
• Surgeries… Three (3)
• Favorite Color… White
• Mountains or beaches… Beaches
• Hunting or Fishing? FISHING
• Dogs or cats… Love Dogs/Severe Allergies to cats (but I don’t hate them).
• Early morning person… Definitely!
• Favorite Holiday… July 4th.
• Beer or wine… Wine
• Creamy/chunky Peanut Butter… Chunky
• Pancakes or waffles: Pancakes

[frustratedwriter]

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[leerla73]

The parrot

The wife

Whop!

These might help.
!Your laugh for the day - #2747 by frustratedwriter

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[angelight313_941]

This one could have gone both ways since [WELL DONE] that he could actually win an argument against his wife.

WAITER: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK, SIR?

SIR: ‘‘LIKE I WON AN ARGUMENT WITH MY WIFE.’’

WAITER. THAT WILL BE; WELL DONE, SIR!

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[frustratedwriter]

hhhhmmmmmmm maybe I ought to put this on do you have plants…

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I RULE!!

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