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I guess I it doesn’t consider my answers within a quote as an actual post, so I have to add some meaningful words. :wink: :smirk:

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  • Retired or Working…Working
  • Parents… still Earthlings
  • Favorite Pie…Apple crumble swimming in custard
  • Steak or seafood… Seafood (Fish or lobster only, picky)
  • Pepsi or Coke… Coke
  • Chocolate or Vanilla. Vanilla
  • How many tattoos…None
  • Ever hit a deer… No
  • Last text from… Mobile provider (selling sim plan upgrade, how sad)
  • Favorite season…Summer
  • Broken Bones…No
  • Surgeries… small one
  • Favorite Color… Purple Kandy (metallic pearl custom car paint job, not my nail polish :sweat_smile: )
  • Mountains or beaches… Small mountains (hills)
  • Hunting or Fishing? Never tried
  • Dogs or cats… Love cats. Hate dogs (childhood trauma)
  • Early morning person… Night owl
  • Favorite Holiday… Summer holiday
  • Beer or wine… Neither
  • Creamy/chunky Peanut Butter… Creamy
  • Pancakes or waffles…Either works as a syrup delivery system from plate to mouth
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I love your answer for pancakes vs. waffles! :joy:

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This game is from the “let’s get to know each other better” .
Thank you too and I like you all, :hugs:

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My Answers:

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If you understand this, then your childhood Saturdays were well spent!!! ![:rofl:|16x16]

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Well, in your case since I believe you are married you can add Housewife (in Retired or Working)

Since back then, I no longer was married, but also not retired yet, whenever I was applying for jobs I would write in occupation: HOMEMAKER.

Instead of retired or working they should have wrote: Occupation

HOMEMAKER (only can be used when not working and no longer married)
a person who spends their time looking after a home and doing housework rather than being employed outside the home (typically applied to a woman).

HOUSEWIFE
a woman whose main occupation is caring for her family, managing household affairs, and doing housework while her husband or partner goes out to work.

“I am not just a housewife, I am an accountant, nurse, negotiator, cook, and driver” SO TRUE! Pay us so we can become rich.

  • Retired or Working…Retired
  • Parents… Lost Dad/Mom 83 yrs. old
  • Favorite Pie…Lemon Meringue
  • Steak or seafood… Steak/ Allergic to Sea Food
  • Pepsi or Coke… PEPSI 100%
  • Chocolate or Vanilla. Vanilla
  • How many tattoos…None
  • Ever hit a deer… No, but was passenger in a car they hit a Deer (terrifying and sad experience)
  • Last text from… Son
  • Favorite season…Summer
  • Broken Bones…Many
  • Surgeries… Three (3)
  • Favorite Color… White
  • Mountains or beaches… Beaches
  • Hunting or Fishing? FISHING
  • Dogs or cats… Love Dogs/Severe Allergies to cats (but I don’t hate them).
  • Early morning person… Definitely!
  • Favorite Holiday… July 4th.
  • Beer or wine… Wine
  • Creamy/chunky Peanut Butter… Chunky
  • Pancakes or waffles: Pancakes
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The parrot

The wife

Whop!

:laughing::smile::rofl::laughing:

These might help. :joy:
!Your laugh for the day - #2747 by frustratedwriter

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This one could have gone both ways since [WELL DONE] that he could actually win an argument against his wife.

WAITER: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK, SIR?

SIR: ‘‘LIKE I WON AN ARGUMENT WITH MY WIFE.’’

WAITER. THAT WILL BE; WELL DONE, SIR!

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hhhhmmmmmmm maybe I ought to put this on do you have plants…

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I RULE!!

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