It appears that a large orange fluffball has nestled into my lap. I can confirm that my sadness and depression are gone. I no longer feel cold, either. 
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this is neat!
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oh dear I got to stop this!!
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Januamra2mSy 12 5p80at 4:r9h12ei99i PM ·
“First day of class, the law teacher walked in.” The first thing he did was ask for the name of a student sitting in the front row:
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What’s your name?
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My name is Nelson.
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Get out of my class and never come back! he ordered him.
Nelson was confused. The teacher was heading towards him, he got up quickly, packed up his stuff and left the classroom.
Everyone was scared and outraged but no one was talking.
- Very Good! Let’s get it started. What are laws for? asked the teacher.
The students were still scared, but slowly they started answering the question.
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To have order in our society.
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No!
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So that people pay for their actions.
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No! Does anyone know the answer to this question?
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For justice to be done, spoke shy a young girl.
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Finally! Justice! But what is justice?
Everyone was starting to get mad at the teachers attitude. However, they kept answering.
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To protect the rights of the people.
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Okay. But still?
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To differentiate good from bad, to reward those who do good.
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Okay, so answer this question: Did I act correctly when I kicked Nelson out of class?
Everyone was silent, no one responded.
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I want an unanimous answer!
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NO! They answered with one voice.
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Could we say I committed an injustice?
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Yes!
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And why has nobody done anything about it? Why do we want laws and rules if we don’t have the will to practice them? Each of you is obliged to speak up when you witness an injustice. All of you. Don’t ever stay quiet again!
Go and get Nelson. After all, he is the teacher, I’m from another period.
You know, when we don’t stand up for our rights, dignity is lost, and dignity can’t be negotiated. "
- Doris Carrier
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Love it! 
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Hello! This is I!
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being alone does have its up[ & downs, when I saw this I thought it was funny, I hope y’all get a kick out of this!
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I am a softie!
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a question for y’all out of the USA, do you observe ground hogs day?? anyway heres a funny one
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HERE’S HOW BAD THE ECONOMY IS:
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally… I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck
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Signs - Vid is 9:03
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