Your laugh for the day

@frustratedwriter

When I saw this, I immediately thought about you:

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hehehehe, thank you!!!

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I remember when 1990, and 2010 was considered, In the future, :laughing: It’s now 2022!! :flushed:

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ever watch Soylent green?? when it was made the year they predicted, 2022! uh oh!!
not telling, would be a spoiler

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Dragon do exist. Meet a Philippine Dragon

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an awwww moment

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This is what happens when a fire hydrant bursts in freezing weather.

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Look what escaped from the snow bank!

I seen this one this morning while doing some genealogy, thought y’all would get a laugh out of it

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Does this reflect your experiences?

Oh my! You just never know WHO or WHAT that hint or (DNA) hit is going to uncover! —

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REALLY???

A strange old lady has moved into my house. I have no idea who she is, where she came from, or how she got in. I certainly did not invite her. All I know is that one day she wasn’t there, and the next day she was.

She is a clever old lady and manages to keep out of sight for the most part, but whenever I pass a mirror, I catch a glimpse of her. And, whenever I look in the mirror to check my appearance, there she is hogging the whole thing, completely obliterating my gorgeous face and body. This is very rude! I have tried screaming at her, but she just screams back.

The least she could do is offer to pay part of the bills, but no. Every once in a while, I find a $5 bill stuck in a coat pocket or some loose change under a sofa cushion, but it is not nearly enough. And I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but I think she is stealing money from me. I go to the ATM and withdraw $50 and a few days later, it’s all gone! I certainly don’t spend money that fast, so I can only conclude the old lady is pilfering from me. You’d think she would spend some of that money to buy wrinkle cream. And money isn’t the only thing I think she is stealing.

Food seems to disappear at an alarming rate-especially the good stuff like ice cream, chips, and sweets. She must have a real sweet tooth, but she’d better watch because she is really packing on the pounds. I suspect she realizes this, and to make herself feel better, she is tampering with my scale to make me think I am putting on weight, too.

For an old lady, she is quite childish. She likes to play nasty games, like going into my wardrobes when I’m not home and altering my clothes so they don’t fit. And she messes with my files and papers so I can’t find anything. This is particularly annoying since I am extremely neat and organized.

She has found other imaginative ways to annoy me. She gets into my mail, newspapers, and magazines before I do and blurs the print so I can’t read it. And she has done something really sinister to the volume controls on my TV, radio, and telephone. Now, all I hear are mumbles and whispers. She has done other things-like make my stairs steeper, my vacuum heavier and all the knob and taps harder to turn. She even made my bed higher so that getting into and out of it is a real challenge.

Lately, she has been fooling with my groceries before I put them away, applying glue to the lids, making it almost impossible for me to open the jars. She has taken the fun out of shopping for clothes. When I try something on, she stands in front of the dressing room mirror and monopolizes it. She looks totally ridiculous in some of those outfits, plus, she keeps me from seeing how great they look on me.

Just when I thought she couldn’t get any meaner, she proved me wrong. She came along when I went to get my picture taken for my driver’s license, and just as the camera shutter clicked, she jumped in front of me

I hope she never finds out where you live!

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Yes, English is so hard lol!

Thank you so much for spreading laughter to us, through this thread! @frustratedwriter

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How about when you read read as read and have to go back to read read as read and not read? :smile:

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this,that these those, yeah why didnt they saY RED??? they’re, their aw 7you know the drill…

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I have a funny sentence, too!

Before was was was was was is.

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And gynecology explained! :rofl::rofl:
I saw a clip with two old guys, one asked what’s the difference. The other guy’s answer:

  • One looks up the family tree :laughing::joy:
    and the other :roll_eyes:
  • One looks up the family bush! :face_with_hand_over_mouth::sweat_smile::rofl::rofl::joy:
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This is a must share! Guys, just fix the gender reference if you’re shoving it off to the gals :wink: :rofl::laughing::joy::rofl::rofl:
Hello :speaking_head: @ninjas_with_onions, @anthonyparker80_342, @manganese, @adrianmorales, @aaazmm Come’on! You guys need to laugh too! Share with someone you know :+1:t5::laughing:
Release those endorphins!! Endorphins are the body’s natural pain killers, and gives the body a feeling of well being! So laugh out, if you find this funny :rofl:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: Tongue twisters!! :rofl:

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