Your laugh for the day


hehehehehehehehe,now thats my laugh for the day, pet rescue??? :rofl::rofl: or the coffee drinker CPR comes to mind!!:rofl::rofl:


stuff that , you don’t really need to know, but its interesting
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/ 100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until the ch ild reaches 2 to 6 years of age! .

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

“Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand and “lollipop” with your right.

The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The sentence: “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

The words ‘racecar,’ ‘kayak’ and ‘level’ are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are only four words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”

There’s no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

Now you know everything


okay guys today I watched Episode 20 of Secret Life of My Secretary and around 15:40 there’s a scene where they literally try giving CPR to a fish!! It’s unsuccessful and the way that fish dies oh myI fell of my chair laughing it was so extremely, ridiculously funny!!! :joy::joy:
…and just when I thought I’d seen all of KDramaLand’s hilariously ridiculous scenes…This just goes to say that these writers have hella crazy imagination and just don’t care about reality or logic :joy: one of the things I kinda enjoy deep down inside


Didn’t you even shed a tear for that poor fish? :open_mouth: :rofl:


Okay, I will share this one with you, since my mom just had a good laugh after solving a word-riddle.

After surgery the patient wakes up just to discover that not only his appendix was gone but his tonsils too. So he asked the doctor: What happened?
The doctor said, well we used the appendix surgery for the students to watch and learn and after it was done there was so much applause that I had to do an encore.

Hope my translation is okay, with jokes I never know …


That fish was indirectly the MAIN CHARACTER of the whole drama…everything happened because of that one fish. You won’t believe how much chaos that one fish caused :joy: :sweat_smile: :grin:



I was at the checkout of a local Walmart.

The cashier rang up $46.64 charges.

I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.

I gave the money back to her and told her that she

had made a mistake in MY favor.

She became indignant and informed me she was educated and

knew what she was doing, and she returned the money again.

I gave her the money back – same scenario!

I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us! …

I walked into a Starbucks with a

buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.

I handed it to the girl and she looked over at

a little chalkboard that said ‘buy one-get one free.’

“They’re already buy-one- get-one-free,” she said,

“so I guess they’re both free.”

She handed me my free lattes, and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us! …

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends,

when one of them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!”

Someone looked up at the sky and asked, “Where?”

They Walk Among Us! …

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent

which direction was north; because, he explained,

he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning.

She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?”

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East,

and has for sometime; she shook her head and said,

“Oh I don’t keep up with all that stuff.”

They Walk Among Us!! …

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.

One day I got a call from an individual who asked

what hours the call center was open.

I told him, "The number you dialed is open

24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?”

Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific.”

They Walk Among Us! …

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car

designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.

She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us! …

My friends and I went out to buy beer and noticed

that the cases were discounted 10%.

Since it was a big party, we bought two cases.

The cashier multiplied two times 10%

and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us! …

I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area,

so I went to the lost luggage office and

told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because

she was a trained professional, and I was in good hands.

“Now,” she asked me, “has your plane arrived yet?”

So I replied, “No Ma’am, The Pilot told us we’re circling the airport, 3rd in line to land” …

They Walk Among Us! …

While working at a pizza place, I observed

a man ordering a small pizza to go.

He appeared to be alone, and the cook asked him

if he would like it cut into four pieces or six…

He thought about it for some time before responding.

"Just cut it into four pieces.

I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat six pieces."

Yep, they walk among us… bless their hearts:rofl::rofl::rofl:





Wow! Let’s wait for this to happen and then aliens get corona! :sweat_smile: :upside_down_face:


I did laugh at this one!!


Hahaha! Too funny!


A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

and finally they got married, and had a little sweet

potato, which they called ‘Yam’.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn’t get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like ‘Hot Potato,’ and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn’t stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .

And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.

And when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn’t get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn’t associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, ‘Frito Lay.’

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that’s Potato University ) so that when she graduated she’d really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn’t possibly marry Tom Brokaw

Because he’s just…

Are you ready for this?

Are you sure?


Here it is!


ps if no one knows who he is; used to be a “commentator” for the tv in USA




Thank you for making me laugh.:slight_smile:


If you haven’t watched Hospital Playlist or the Reply series and mind “spoilers,” skip this video :sweat_smile:


Did 8 years old @frustratedwriter writer knew, she got a twin across the globe in the form of @twinkling ?

I longed for that pen toooooooooooo:rofl:


Haha I had a pen like that too. Used it so much in school :laughing:


I have been wanting to and just havent gotten around to it.

as for that “glorious” pen, didn’t get one like it till I was married and years after.