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#1147

ya just gotta read this one!!

ok my "frustrated writer came out!

have fun with the list, I did


#1148

ok like I said, the frustrated writer has come out, laugh at these so I want to write, and come across these things in the English language!!

A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

A question mark walks into a bar?

A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out – we don’t serve your type.”

A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

A synonym strolls into a tavern.

At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar – fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.

A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.


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#1151

now you re talking!!

you hungry?


#1152

Landlord evicts tenants.


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#1154

image


#1155

the horse one - I’m a horse girl oh my gosh - giggle giggle giggle


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#1157

(Memes Monkey)


#1158

I just had to put this here instead of the genealogy one


#1159

Called a friend and laughed until I cried! Laughter is the best medicine


#1160

and in our dramas they do ask such stupid questions, like are you hurt, or are you awake, are you here and so on


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#1162

A very thirsty one? Wait, that’s not a hummingbird, it’s the dog from 3 days ago.

I should have stuck with sliding out the left block from row 3 but went with pushing out the middle block from row 18, Pete won.


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