Your laugh for the day

I think it is so funny someone asks questions like this!!

I can not shop at Costco anymore :-)))))Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.What did she think I had an elephant?So because I’m retired and have little to do,on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me,
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Costco won’t let me shop there anymore.Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say.Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends…it will be their laugh for the day!

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I’m fluent :tipping_hand_woman:t5:‍♀ :tipping_hand_woman:t5:‍♀ :rofl:

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Am I the only one that gets frustrated at trying to figure out the meaning behind some of the unpunctuated run on sentences that seem to appear on a daily basis on this and other pages?

I am sure most people on this site went to school in the same era as I did and I remember how important it is to communicate properly so as to be understood, so, is it just laziness?? Do people not read what they’ve written before posting it?

Come on people. It’s not that hard!! ![:wink:|16x16]

and sometimes I am the worlds worse doing that!@!!(https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/tb0/1.5/16/1f609.png)😉😎😎🤓🤓

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We have a similar example of why commas matter that we quote a lot in my family:

‘Let’s eat Grandma.’ vs. ‘Let’s eat, Grandma.’

Poor Grandma, let’s not eat her. :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Ok, Just what is this rascal up to anyway?

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Mischief, that’s what! :rofl:

Oh, For those who may not know, This is Park Jimin of BTS.

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and I don’t drink ,just sayin

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Oh, my bias who I’ve seen 4 times in person before, during, and after fame. :heart_eyes: I’m hoping to see him at least 2 more times in 2022. :star_struck:

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I am not a drinker either, but that’s funny about Aphrodite. ‘Someone’s sleeping in the clam shell again!’ :rofl:

Also, I will be digging through my scrap wood pile shortly to make myself some Frosty baby pics. That’s so cute! :snowman:

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heres another I got a laugh about

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way I understand, the person got t-shirts with this on it

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not sure this would be a laugh for the day, but what do you think of this cuteness?

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