OMG come on and LAUGH!!!
Your laugh for the day
ninjas_with_onions
#1752
Equally funny and disturbing at the same time, even after the 3rd watch. 
Baby Shark for adults? 
feyfayer
#1753
Hahaha I guess 
I feel like the popularity of this song might have influenced this genre of music, but this video was still “tame” (well, it was 2014 - wait, the other video is also from 2014 
. 2014 is apparently a weird year ).
Chinese teachers liked to spam us with this song . These guys have watched too many dramas
frustratedwriter
#1755
[ Godzillamania ](https://www.facebook.com/godzillamania/?__
can you just see him coming out of the water???
frustratedwriter
#1763
very good!!!
and the shuffel!! awesome, maybe I otta get my"dancin’ shoes on"
frustratedwriter
#1765
ok to be sure no one is from Kansas except me, but here goes “my” laugh for the day
Nov80eSmatberf 9s at olhh2:08h8h PM ·
RULES OF RURAL KANSAS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
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Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
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Turn your cap right, your head isn’t crooked.
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Let’s get this straight; it’s called a ‘dirt road.’ I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
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They are cattle. They’re live steaks. That’s why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it.
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So you have a $60,000 car. We’re impressed. We have $450,000 combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
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So every person in rural Kansas waves. It’s called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
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If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don’t have it up to your ear at the time.
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Yeah, we eat taters, gravy, beans and cornbread. You really want sushi and caviar? It’s available at Jim’s bait shop…
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The ‘Opener’ refers to the first day of deer season. It’s religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
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We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
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No, there’s no ‘vegetarian special’ on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef’s Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
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When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three seasonings - salt, pepper, and ketchup. Oh, yeah… We don’t care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat … IT AIN’T REAL CHILI!!
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You bring ‘coke’ into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice.
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You bring ‘Mary Jane’ into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
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College and high school football are as important here as the Cavs and the Knicks… and more fun to watch.
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Yeah, we have golf courses. But don’t hit the water hazards – it spooks the fish.
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Colleges? We have them all. We have State Universities , Community Colleges, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come for the holidays.
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Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain’t music, anyway. We don’t want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers. Refer back to #1.
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Four inches of snow isn’t a blizzard - it’s a flurry. Drive in it like you got some sense, and DON’T take all our bread, milk, and bleach from the grocery stores. This ain’t Alaska . Worst case you may have to live a whole day without croissants. The pickups with snowplows will have you out the next day.
A true KANSASAN will send this on!!!
- By the way… if you want to talk to God in Kansas, it’s a local call.
#2
yep this is me recently
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