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#1887

this is my handle on a couple of different links


#1888

what? I am not as crazy as January?? weird??


#1889

kinda , sorta laugh for the day, hope its not the last!!


#1890


#1891

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so this is for ones that get scammed…


#1892

ok lets see if anyone is former military here, or is military

India Foxtrot.

Yankee Oscar Uniform.

Charlie Alpha November.

Uniform November Delta Echo Romeo Sierra Tango Alpha November Delta.

Tango Hotel India Sierra.

Charlie Oscar Mike Mike Echo November Tango

Whiskey India Tango Hotel.

Alpha.

Hotel Echo Alpha Romeo Tango.

Tango Hotel Echo November.

Charlie Oscar Papa Yankee.

Alpha November Delta.

Papa Alpha Sierra Tango Echo.

Tango Oscar.

Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo.

Sierra Tango Alpha Tango Uniform Sierra.

Lets see who gets it and follows the instructions… 😋😚… this is a good one.


#1893

I’m not military, but I get it nevertheless.


#1894

very good!!! now your laugh for the day


#1895

I’m baaaad!!



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#1896

and how did she get into the glass and arrange herself in it??

people put people off cause they love to crochet( adding knitting here as well) but its something we love doing, being to sell projects, or give to charity. our"worry knots" do count for something!!


#1897

ok y’all I just had to do this one, didn’t know for sure to put it here or what books are you reading , but here goes


#1898

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oh dear I think I do this!

now I think I have seen it all!!


#1899


#1900

Ewww, :joy:


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#1904

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Tilan Nimesh · Ja4tcSn0ug8p50f1an3ary 88s oatu l6l:0e5 4PM ·

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local store manager:

Dear Mrs. Harris:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.

We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

  1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

  2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

  3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.

  4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don’t have a Code 3.

  5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

  6. August 14: Moved a, ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

  7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

  8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ EMTs were called.

  9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

  10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

  11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.

  12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, ‘Madonna Look’ using different sizes of funnels.

  13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

  14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;

‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’

  1. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

  1. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’ One of the clerks passed out.

#1905

are you kidding me??


#1906

I can see how this optical illusion is working but I can not convince my brain otherwise!