Here’s a good one, keep your thought tool sharp, and in top shape. Hope you don’t get caught off guard and no peeking ahead.
Your Yearly Dementia Test ! (only 4 questions this year)
Yep, it’s that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.
As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert.
If you don’t use it, you will lose it !!!
Take this test to determine if you’re losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve answered.
OK, RELAX, clear your mind and begin.
#1. What do you put in a toaster ?
Answer: ‘bread.’ If you said ‘toast’, just give up now and go do something else.
And, try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, bread, go to Question #2
2. Say ‘silk’ ten times. Now spell ‘silk.’ What do cows drink ?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said ‘milk,’ don’t attempt the next question.
Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.
Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women’s Weekly or Auto World.
However, if you did say ‘water’, proceed to Question #3
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from ?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
If you said ‘green bricks’, why are you still reading this ???PLEASE, go lie down !
But, if you said ‘glass,’ go on to Question #4.
4. Please do not use a calculator for this for it would be cheating:
You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia.
In Staten Island, 17 people got on the bus.
In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Windsor, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Trenton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Bristol, 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
And, in Camden, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.
Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver ?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud !
Don’t you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus!
If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!
Sorry for all the spaces. You’d be tempted to cheat otherwise.
If you had fun with this, send it on; I did.
ok,ok my laugh for the day!! than k you, I discover got signs of dementia!!
Everyone on my whatsapp, who I shared it with too😂
I kinda failed on #2, but I’ll give anyone a pass on it 'cause a calf does drink milk
I give it to them on the bus driver age but I want to hit 'em too! I was busy adding, and subtracting, only to find out I don’t know my own age
same here leerla!! bus drivers age, I so laughed at that one!!
I wonder have I put something offensive here for it to be flagged? If so please let me know and I will take it off!
This right here - “But don’t you quit!” So encouraging.
thank you for the kind words
I guess I am overthinking, I just don’t want to offend anyone, and sometimes I put things on here without thinking
Oh, I thought you got a flag, no worries then
I thought it was a flag anyway
On which post?
at least 3
Uhmmm. . . Can you put quotes to them here, or the chain link