Your laugh for the day

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I am sorry I forgot where I put stuff on here like this

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What a handy dandy idea…instead of throwing away Creamer containers, reuse them for all kinds of things.

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“I just can’t wait to be king”.

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ENOUGH ALREADY!! but heres another laugh

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ok I think this tops everything else!

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Visit this post, if you already have, revisit. @stockholm_syndrome hearted it, which allowed me to revisit, I had such a hearty laugh, and ended up resharing on different platforms.
Thoughts for you/us to ponder

Thoughts for you/us to ponder

Absolutely Brilliant …

Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:
No sir, it’s Google Pizza.

CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER:
My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER:
Super! That’s what I’ll have.

GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER:
What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!

GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER:
How the hell do you know that?

GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.

CALLER:
I bought more from another Pharmacy.

GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER:
I paid in cash.

GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!

CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!

GOOGLE:
I’m sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER:
Enough already! I’m sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I’m going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago…

Welcome to the future

snarky, another of discobot’s relations. Augh! Poking fun at us!

The future indeed, I don’t want it, they can have it!

[frustratedwriter]

now that is funny!!

[stockholm_syndrome]

It’s a good one so I hearted it again

[leerla73]

It is ‍♀

[frustratedwriter]

anyone afraid of bridges? dfon’t know if we should laugh or cry with this one

ok heres your laugh

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Watermelon.!

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You have to draw the line somewhere……

The artist is Helga Stenzel. The name of this series is Laundrosaurus.

She has a website:

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I love the creative clothesline creations!

[leerla73]

Laundrosaurus

This in the last photo, I see it better when not looking at it direct. Kind of like as I’m typing, I can see the landrosaurus, but if I look up, it’s just socks and underwear!

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wow 10 days!! well I am back from my trip, so gotta get people to laugh,

I really hope they will get a good one to cast as the doctor this next season!!

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now here are some crazy “facts” you may not have heard of!
and yes some may be gross but hey I didn’t know a couple

• • I can’t get over the fact that tax dollars paid someone to do all this research

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“English” lesson for the day

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you “kids” old enough to know this one??

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[leerla73]

@frustratedwriter,
Thanks for coming back!