Your laugh for the day

did you have you BDay yet? It should work :wink:

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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,” said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me …”

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

“Come here quick,” said the boy, “you won’t believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!”

The man said, “Beat it kid, can’t you see it’s hard for me to walk.” When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, “One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.”

The old man whispered, “Boy, you’ve been tellin’ me the truth. Let’s see if we can see the Lord…?” Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, “One for you, one for me. That’s all. Now let’s go get those nuts by the fence and we’ll be done…”

They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.

★¨`•♫.•Pass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile. ♫ …•

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image why don’t they ever say guy witches
oh I know warlocks (I think) but gosh!! discrimination comes to mind well laugh anyway!

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It’s valid only after your birthday. :joy:
btw, I wanna join your birthday party.
Mind sending me an invitation?

I probably won’t party, but since I have birthday on a holiday close to years end, normally there will be a lot of decoration, food and what not, I just wish for health, nothing else and that my mom can make it through, until the day she finally can go out again and enjoy some things we once called normal.

Anyway, since it turned serious I will leave you with a French song that always helps to lift my mood, even if you don’t understand French. Boum, stands for the heartbeat.

i saw all the posts and they were cool. thanks to all :heartpulse: that i had a good laugh . i saw some drama memes on net and i think there is no better place to post them other than viki discussions so …images%20(1) images
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Kim Soo Hyun’s all scenes in MLFTS where he cried got me carried away, he was on spot with all his crying scenes suddenly bursting into tears. He is definitely unbeatable.

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yeah many actors are good in their crying scenes that we also cry for them without even knowing why we are crying

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I hope y’all understand that one, some of our asian friends may not. let me know and will explain

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I need it.

please explain :slight_smile:

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LOL not only the Asian friends …

Charlies Daniels Band, did a song many years ago,

course this is a USA music, but you will understand when you hear this.

sol the devil lost the bet!

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I love it when actors are able to do that…connect with the audience on every level! :exploding_head::heart_eyes: Some of them are seriously good, it hurts to see them hurt, when they smile you smile man that’s serious talent!

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Waking up late for Chinese class!

My teacher and I are quite alike for this:

When I say hi, I tell her I just woke up because we live in different countries, we can only meet at that time of the day.
It happens I turn up late, and when it’s the case, I’m like duibuqi! Duibuqi! Sorry! Sorry!

When it happened, she laughed and told me: she also gives Spanish courses, when the lesson is really soon, she wakes up really fast and a few seconds later says hola to her student, ready to give her lesson.

We both had a great laugh when we told each other our story and she sees my sleepy head xd

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I seen this and just had to share!!

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