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and I did yesterday!!
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Garfield’s Thanksgiving originally aired on this date in 1989 
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Baby rolls > dinner rolls 
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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.
When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!” he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked,
“Say partner before you go… what happened in Texas?”
The cowboy turned back and said,
“I had to walk home.”
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oh good grief!!
cracked me up. He was asking if his son was going to teach him how to argue. I don’t know where this sucking egg comes from, whether it’s a mistranslated idiom or not.
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If you can read everything on this list, you are probably from the south (USA)
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I was confused what dentoz was before I realized what it was.
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What Children Leave For Santa Claus Across the World?
01 Milk and Cookies (United States)
02 Sherry and Mince Pie (United Kingdom)
03 Guinness and Mince Pie (Ireland)
04 Personalized Letters (Germany
05 Risengrod Rice Pudding (Denmark)
06 Coffee (Sweden
07 Carrots and Biscuits in Shoes (France)
08 Hay and Water (Argentina)
09 Pan de Pascua (Chile)
Learn more here https://www.tripsavvy.com/for-santa-claus-across-the…
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