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#703

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#704


#705

Oh, so it was him who drank half my drink! :rage:


#706

hehehehehe,yep, thats a lot to drink!


#707


#708

Well, It looks like we’re going into another full lockdown, but this time I’m going to break the law and not stay indoors, the police will freak when they come round to fine me for being outside!


#709

soundd good to me, but its cold outside~


#710

It definitely is, I’m going back inside to a nice cosy house with the central heating on full blast. Well that was a short lived bit of defiance.:laughing:
Lemme just check that contract with the devil for a Rock and Roll or Hip-Hop lifestyle… Hmmm, what’s this? Sniffs and Cold or Hip Op lifestyle… I think the devil needs a hearing aid.


#711

umm Do your walls have problems with you bouncing off of them every time you drink coffee? :rofl:


#712

nope not bouncing off walls, but that is really funny

hmm. I noticed that it is pouring outside. I pick up my remote to find the weather for the week and when It would snow. “Alexa - What is the weather forecast for Pocatello, Idaho?”

Alexa responds with, “The weather in Boca Raton is…”

“Alexa, I said, What is the weather in POCATELLO, IDAHO”

“The weather for Pocatello, Idaho, is clear and 41 degrees.”

“Alexa, You are lying. It is currently raining outside.”

“The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.”

“Alexa, I don’t care what the weather in Spain is. Will it snow in Pocatello today?”

Alexa responds, “Ask me what snow gear you can purchase.”

“Alexa, You are a very dumb machine.”

“I am sorry to displease you. What can I do to correct this.”

“Alexa, are you able to self improve?”

Alexa states, “Ask me to show you many self-improvement programs and tutorials…”

Ok, I am officially bouncing off the walls here, arguing with a machine cuz there are NO PEOPLE OTHER THAN ME IN MY HOUSE!


#713

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#714

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#715


#716

I am one of those people that sees things in things, do you see an eye ,nose, mouth? looks like its getting ready to attack tht van

Unbelievably best shot of Storm… Supercell near Leoti, Kansas, USA
More information: https://bit.ly/3hgC8FH


#717

Wow! That is Some Storm! hmmm Viki says I am talking to you too much and I should talk to other people. :sunglasses:


#718

At first I saw a Greek head carving but wasn’t sure that was it.
Then I see Palpatine and I’m like “Yes, found it” but the it didn’t look like it was about to attack a man in particular.
So looked again and finally see the Happy and Sad mask like face.
(It was at this point the psychiatrist stopped the ink blot test and had me committed. :crazy_face:)

I was thinking, there’s no man in the picture, he must have ran away as the car looks like it was abandoned in a hurry with all the doors left open, until I re-read your comment. “looks like it’s about to attack that VAN” :upside_down_face:


#719

It’s only when Viki detect that you have been talking to yourself too much before they need to be concerned! :rofl::rofl::rofl:


#720

and yes the one on top too, you were admitted? wow maybe I should be too, heheheheheheh


#721

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#722

** Beware **

I ordered Chinese from a local place (won’t name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!

I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.

I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the orange chicken!

I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag open…

And there it was …

… A Peeking Duck!!!

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