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#1627

👛 A Pencil Skirt 👛

A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

She tried to take the step, but only to discover that she couldn’t.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind herself to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

After becoming quite frustrated and embarrassed, she once again attempted to unzip her skirt a bit more in order to allow more leg room to get on the first step of the bus.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”

The Texan removed his hat smiled and drawled "Well ma’am, normally I would agree with you…

But…

After you unzipped my fly three times I kinda figured we were friends 😉 Best of friends"


#1628

just thought I’d show some crazy stuff today

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well this one isn’t too crazy

ok enough for the day, I think if I seen this I would run!!


#1629

ok y’all I just had to do this one

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#1630

:candy::corn: Yuck! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
I wish YouTuber whitneybae could see this, she loves :candy::corn::rofl:

Not crazy at all, more eye opening :eye: :grin:

Hehehehe! Calvin is definitely missing :tired_face::upside_down_face:


#1631

and alot of people say the same thing eating candy corn, just sayin


#1632

No wonder I’ve never really been a fan of candy corn. Gross. :nauseated_face::joy:


#1633

and #^ also a christmassy type song too


#1634

I remember every last one of them! :grin:


#1635

so I guess we is old!!! hehehehehe:rofl::heart_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


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#1638

we not talkin blondes here


#1639

Hillbillies got me done! Oil in my own car :exploding_head: !

Confiscating . . . For Safety or something :face_with_hand_over_mouth:
Spiders :laughing: :point_down:t5: so cute! :spider_web::spider:


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#1644

You left out! ♫ Oh I want to be an Oscar Meyer Hot Dog. That is what I’d truly like to be ♫
AND
♫Nestle makes the very best. Cho-klit!♫


#1645

OOOOOOOHHHHHH yeah!! I am sure there are more!


#1646

The stars of the television series Topper (1953 – 1955) l-r: Robert Sterling, birthday star Leo G. Carroll and Anne Jeffreys. Leo was born on October 25, 1886.