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  • t do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it?

  • A waist of time.

  • Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg?

  • He’s all right now.

  • Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

  • Because he had a great fall.

1.jpg)How can you get four suits for a dollar?**

  • Buy a deck of cards.

  • Why didn’t the melons get married?

  • Because they cantaloupe.

  • What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

  • Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!

  • What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

  • Snowballs.

  • What did the bartender say to the drunk who walked into the bar with jumper cables around his neck?

  • “You can stay but don’t try to start anything.”

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These are all ROTFLOL :joy::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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ok gotta do another

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I guess I am getting all the kitties today!

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did I do this one, I thought it was cute AND funny!!

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well this isn’t a kitty, where do these people get these ???

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doggie time!!!

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this is just about as bad as the big marshmallow thing I put on here
oh come on LAUGH!!!

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I saw that “balut” in a documentary about an Asian country, since it’s like 20 years ago I can’t remember which country, but the picture stuck in my head. It was sold at a food stall and it was said to be nutritious… but the thought of it is somewhat strange, but look lobsters are cooked alive and I think crabs and octopus as well… even this is awkward…

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thank you for the info, I think I heard that somewhere before, but it does sound interesting, next, does it taste good?

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Now this is nature’s balut :rofl:
From The Weather Channel Android App:

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Hehe, that was so funny, some guys loved it to be fed by a pretty girl, they felt a bit at loss since she was in control, haha :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Happy Holidays!

Watch out for hungry bunnies! :laughing:

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lol Balut is a Tagalog word for a 21 day duck embryo in the shell. Protein. They are boiled.

Tagalog is the official language of the Philippines mainly because it is the language of the people residing in the capital. There are many languages in the Philippines.

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Christmas Dinner 2021

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